One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.
by Adam.G February 02, 2008
Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
by BalckBaron November 13, 2011
You figure it out.
by StUmP October 05, 2003
When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
by knolller938 July 20, 2012
Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005
When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022
by rburger February 29, 2012