Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019

chest

A term that lumps together "breast" and "storage box".

Whenever my friends talk about their workout gains, I just nod, thinking about how my 'chest' is really just a mix of my love for snacks and my storage box of regrets.

by Emotional Cruiser August 29, 2025