air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 20, 2016

Hydrated Air

The cooler way to say water!

“Yo Johnny lemme get some of that hydrated air!”

by Justchilloutman November 18, 2021

Air Puke

Another term for gagging.

Dude - I just puked but nothing came out. What the fuck was that?
Bro - Air Puke? That's bitchin'

by Architechnologi May 21, 2011

air blow

a gesture that resembles the performance of fellatio.

I knew she was kinky when she gave me an air blow from across the room.

by jimbanner June 21, 2016

Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.

Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!

by 68nthensome January 24, 2019

Air fern

A person with multiple diet restrictions, such gluten intolerance, nut allergies, poor methylation, lactose intolerance, etc., or who have adopted severely restricted diets, such as the Whole 30, the Keto Diet, the Paleo Diet, locavore diet, or other prescriptive eating plans. Origin: "Air ferns" are dead and dried hydrozoans that were popularized in the 1970s as low-maintenance house plants that required no food or water, only air.

It's impossible to plan a holiday dinner with all of the air ferns in my family; I can't cook a single dish that everyone can eat.

by AyKayAK May 14, 2018

Air shat

other words for fart

Eeeewww thats stinking.have you just air shat?

by Antz1970 February 6, 2018