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Teen

Normally of the color purple and pink when on a poster or writing. An individual who behaves with rude attitude and with an inclination to rebel against the older, wiser community. When in trouble, they turn into their over-protective parents or Snapchat and are likely to have a pj party with their girls, equipped with flashlights and maybe a hidden bottle of champaign. The party involves crying, pillow fighting, getting "drunk", and dancing with each other and maybe some potential licking.
Yo man, ya boy/wing man Ryan from The Ranch. Good meeting you tonight sir. How'd it go? I ended up being cock-blocked by a bunch of teens. Let me know when you roll out next.
by kingpablo May 7, 2018
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terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.
Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.
by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016
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Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.
by Jbabyj September 2, 2016
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TRENDABLE teen

A person who acts like a trendy teenager. Likes Starbucks,takes selfies etc...
Did u just take a selfie?
Ya I’m a TRENDABLE teen
by Bababkwskls January 27, 2018
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late teen meat

large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.
16 year old, small, thin, sticklike

17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat
by JFwolves December 14, 2012
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closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 December 12, 2012
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7 teen’s

Ukrainian pop group w 6 boys & 1 girl
So u going to 7 teen’s concert tonight

Def yes
by Just skei November 23, 2021
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