White Woman Syndrome 

In the workplace, the peculiar condition that turns a friendly, kind white woman co-worker into a raging bitch as soon as she becomes the boss. White woman syndrome is the result of a woman's internal gender need to prove to everybody that despite being female, she's just as competent and effective as her male counterparts. A boss affected with white woman syndrome fulfills this gender need not by actually managing well and performing good work, but rather by micromanaging, insulting, and being condescending to her employees.

This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.

My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.

My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.

She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.

White Woman Syndrome by tortured employee November 7, 2010

Axl Rose Syndrome 

Axl Rose Syndrome is when a band reunites, but only one or two original members are on board. Named after Axl Rose, who created a new Guns N Roses line-up without Slash, Duff, Izzy or anyone else.

famous cases of Axl Rose Syndrome include:
Guns N Roses
Smashing Pumpkins
Foghat
Megadeth
Social Distortion

Axl Rose Syndrome by boomstickbaby October 11, 2009

THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome) 

Often used in the military, especially basic training. Used to describe an individual who suffers from the inability to properly "man the fuck up" and get through a difficult or trying task.

Drill Sergeant - "Alright you little poster boys for abortion, get your gear and get outside right fucking now. And if I hear a single one of you suffering from THS I will personally beat you until your tiny little fucking heart stops."

"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."

"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."

THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome) by FiveFire November 6, 2009

Michael Jackson Syndrome 

A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.

Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?

Michael Jackson Syndrome by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Girl on the Internet Syndrome 

An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.

Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.

Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.

Girl on the Internet Syndrome by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010

guitar hero syndrome 

The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.

"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."

guitar hero syndrome by Torby December 26, 2008

Princess Syndrome 

This is an attitude and behaviour pattern which is demonstrated by certain females. It’s usually the ones who are narcissistic and who have an overrated opinion of their own intelligence, sense of fashion, taste in music and so on. They are so self-centred and egotistical that they apparently believe that the world revolves around them, and the only purpose of males is to gratify their every wish; you know the sort, the Kim Kardashians and Nicole Scherzingers of this world, stupid and unpleasant. They can be any age from six to ninety-six and many of their demands are petty, ridiculous and self-serving, such as the toilet seat must always be left down. Noel Coward must have been thinking of them when he wrote ‘Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.’ (Private Lives 1930). See also Barbara Cartland.

“Did you hear that? Crazy bitch wants me to take her to the theatre, followed by a meal at the most expensive restaurant and don’t forget to bring a dozen red roses! I only met the retarded slapper yesterday.”
“Acute Princess Syndrome, run like fuck!”

Princess Syndrome by AKACroatalin August 26, 2016