swiftnuts

A rare mental illness that is characterized by an erroneous inflated belief in ones physical attractiveness which results in an inability to pass a mirror without stopping to stare wistfully at ones reflection. Other side effects may include, but are not limited to, excessive, irritating smiling and loud, obnoxious social laughter.

Did you see how Johnny keeps stopping in front of mirrors to comb his hair? I think he’s going a little swiftnuts.

What’s up with little Mikey smiling at every woman that walks by? If he wasn’t so swiftnuts he might actually be able to get a girlfriend!

by swiftnutty January 15, 2011

swiftmeat

Swiftmeat: To be hit with the swiftmeat is to be stealing f****t. Adios

It is to finnese the booty like a pirate.

"You hit me with the swiftmeat" , ,,, ,,,,,, Everybody hit me wit the swiftmeat.

by Lockdown_303 August 1, 2017

Swifter

A fan of Taylor Swift who’s so far up her ass they could reach the heavens. They base all their opinions and morals by asking themselves “what would Taylor do?”
*Swiftie =/= Swifter

Swifter: Ugh I hate Kanye West!
Swiftie: Shut up, swifter, we all know you only hate him because of the beef
————
Swiftie: Katy Perry’s new song is so good I’m shook
Swifter: 😱😱 how DARE you??!! Do you HATE Taylor or something?? Ugh 🙄 disgusting.
Swiftie: ....

by sneakingoutlate May 17, 2018

swiftism

religion that worships taylor swift and a pantheon of lower, but no less amazing, gods. in this religion, taylor swift is the main god. conan gray, olivia rodrigo, gracie abrams, maisie peters, phoebe bridgers, etc. are all lesser gods in the swiftism pantheon. in swiftism, false god is played every wednesday (“on a wednesday in a cafe we began again”) while we drink taylor lattes and diet coke. everyone in swiftism must complete a pilgrimage to at least one notable location from taylor’s life i.e. cornelia street, nashville, new york, wyomissing, etc. joe alwyn is not a god, but almost like a saint. anyone who has dated, met, or interacted with taylor in the past can consider themselves blessed.

ex. 1
*goes to see s/o’s family*

s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”

ex. 2

person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”

by everwhores13 December 19, 2021

SwiftBlur

A Yakuza modder known for creating a Keiji Shibusawa moveset mod for a youtuber called GUNKSHOT, In which he got banned from his server a few days after creating the mod.

Guy 1: Do you know who made that Shibusawa moveset mod?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean SwiftBlur? yeah, Gunk really fucked him over
Guy 1: How so?
Guy 2: Apparently he told him to fuck his studies and focus on the mod. He also took a joke so seriously that he banned SwiftBlur from his server.
Guy 1: Wow, I really feel bad for that SwiftBlur guy.

by northon12 March 16, 2022

SwiftC

SwiftC is the nickname given to a thug or gangster displaying anti-social behaviour.

Charlie has been projecting signs of a SwiftC

by Flexington lock July 14, 2023

Taylor Swift

An American female pop/country singer/songwriter/musician. She wrote and sang the hits "Shake it off," "Blank space," "You belong with me," and "look what you made me do." she has 6 studio LP's with her forthcoming 7th album "Lover" with hit songs "ME!" and "You need to calm down." She is 29 (Based on June of 2019) and her 30th birthday will be on December 13th Her fans proclaim themselves as "Swifties" and she is one of the highest-growth female artist's in the world.

"Hey did you listen to Taylor Swift's new song?"
"yeah it was a banger!"

by Taylor.Swift's.number.1.fan June 30, 2019