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skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"
the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.
by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007
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Sweater Vest Tuesday

Each Tuesday a group of coworkers gets together and coordinates their dress style to reflect their wondrous personalities. By showing this uniformity, they are able to transcend mere office work garb and become truly great men and women.
Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?

Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
by Athom February 21, 2011
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sweetest bitch

A girl who is a sweet bad bitch. A Queen Bee. A sweet bitch does not look for attention, attention comes to them since they are the sweetest bitch.
by sweetestbech November 25, 2013
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Lo-Cal Sweetner

a person who uses "sweet talk", eye winking, bribes and lies as well as any other form of deception to lure a member of the oppiste sex into his/her clutches.
Can only be used in close proximity to a small town or village- hence: local
John was know as the Lo-cal Sweetner in town due to his incredible effects on the females.
by Shox August 18, 2004
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Take a sweater

What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.
Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"
by Danny-Dan aka Boss February 26, 2010
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Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
by usage of time management April 23, 2011
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Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.
Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through
by whitestrat October 23, 2011
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