bucket of sweaty piss-farts

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.

“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

Sweaty crevice

A crevice on the human body that gets hot and sweaty. Ie.. cleavage or butt crack

She has massive titties. I bet they create a massive sweaty crevice.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

sweaty eyes

For saying the match, or people you are fighting is going to be difficult or require enough focus to make you sweat.

They were looking at me with sweaty eyes.

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face

I gave him the sweaty grandad.

by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021