shitting bricks

constipation when on heroin and other opiates.

man im shitting bricks.

by lodownlv September 25, 2011

face sitting

A style of sex when a girl sits on a guy's face/head and farts.

That guy is into face sitting.

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

spitting straight fire

When someone starts hating on prom committee's decisions.

Did you see Michael's post? He was spitting straight fire!

by Cheezwizzzz February 28, 2017

sitting big

reserving room for yourself in crowded places by making yourself seem larger (thus needing more room) when people are piling in to a enclosed space. This gives you breathing room after everyone has settled in or gives you a way to save a place for people coming late in locations where saving a space is nearly impossible.

Jen is sitting big in the eRUPPtion so that we can come later.

by BentonG January 24, 2008

Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!

Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!

by R()$3! April 7, 2011

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006