bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

bahamian squatter by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015

Gas squat

An emission of methane gas from the anus, typically when squatting.

-Man, Larry just gas squatted!
-Gross!

Gas squat by bewingedthings November 26, 2017

Tonto Squat

When a person does an Indian squat on your face and sings Native American ritual songs as you go down on their chocolate starfish.

Damn bro billy-joe has a clapper, I’d let her do the tonto squat on my face.

Tonto Squat by BigPapaGoose88 September 25, 2018

human squatty potty 

It’s that thing when you sit on the toilet and to have good posture, two midgets crouch on the bathroom floor and you put your feet on their heads.

Yo I’m going to this this stall, it’s got a human squatty potty. Great for your posture, dude.

human squatty potty by I trademark ™ November 13, 2018

sue squatch 

A nasty hair bitch. That looks like a god dam sasquatch.

Look at shady trying to hook up with that sue squatch. What the fuck is he thinking. She has a bigger mustache then he does

sue squatch by STINKFINGER1 January 4, 2019

Thot Squat 

That ho over there going into a deep squat, showing off that Instagram only booty!

She gains IG followers because she has a deep Thot Squat, basically lips spilling out.....

Thot Squat by Evy89 June 22, 2019

squeakers 

Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.

I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.

squeakers by Dave What A Guy November 22, 2006