Smurfing

Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.

So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.

by KyleAndHeaven November 14, 2011

Papa Smurf

(n. v. adj. adv.) The term used when seemingly no other phrase will do the job.

Dan : So which exit are we taking?
Justin : The one we just passed
Dan : You just papa smurfed us.

by Cindy Lou-Who January 13, 2011

SMURF

PRONOUN: A bitter, thieving,
self-absorbed, backstabbing, tantrum-prone, spastic jackass.

The SMURF has the combined (worst) character traits of Nelson Muntz Simpsons, Eddie HaskleBeaver,
Arnold HorshakWelcome Back,
Lex LuthorS.M., &
Nellie OlsonLittle House.

by ynot August 5, 2006

smurf

some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!

Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!

by needy nob October 17, 2006

SMurfs

A derogatory term for the Ultramarines Chapter of the Space Marines of Warhammer 40k Universe due to their light blue colors

Ah jeez, here come the SMurfs

by ZakuSniper May 29, 2007

Skurfing

Skurfing is when you take a skim board and ride it behind a boat like a wake board. It take more skill than wake barding because your not strapped on to the board so its much harder to jump buoy's and such. It gets the name skurfing because you are Skim surfing.

Hey man want to go wake boarding today? No way man wake boarding is for pussys, lets go Skurfing

by Skaaaland 2 August 6, 2008

papa smurf

1. a true afficiando of female genitalia
2. a pimp or player of great magnitude

1. "Perhaps Pete should preside over the 3rd Annual Pittsburgh's Prettiest Poontang Pageant, he's a real papa smurf."
2. "Girl, who are you kidding? I be papa smurf up in this mutha!"

by waffle-master July 3, 2008