spreak

a misspeaking of the word spring when used in the phrase "spring a leak," perpetrated by one Craig Ferguson in the Spring of 2000 on the fourth floor of Memorial house.

Man this thing is gonna spreak a leak.

by Chief Engine August 28, 2004

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

spreaders

Spec. south london ghetto slang

n. Homies or friends that big you up in any way

from. Spreading the word

"My spreaders got me a rep up in Soho."

by McKenzie January 22, 2005

Shread

pronounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.

the act of reading while taking a shit.

Joe - Man I gotta shit, but this book is really good.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.

by Jake Motha Fuckin Dickson December 9, 2008

spreadin'

Chillin' out so hard you're basically spreadin' all over the place.

- Hey, wat'cha doin'?

- Nothin'. Just spreadin'.

by martinspreads April 11, 2010

Spreading

When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)

Florida boys do it the best

Ayy look at jitt spreading his money

by Ibeendat December 27, 2019

Spreader

A person who wantonly and proudly ignores expert advice, and behaves in a way that is fundamentally selfish, ignorant, and dangerous to society.

Pertains to the coronavirus pandemic.

Spreaders caused many deaths during the coronavirus pandemic. Selfish spreader fucks!

People who carry the Gadsden flag and say things like “the biased liberal media” tend to be spreader fucks, and are responsible for the deaths of thousands.

by Pqh2020 April 22, 2020