chocolate spoon

Pullin' out of a chick's butt and then she licks the poo of your dick.

I totally chocolate spooned Nick Phibbs's mom!

by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007

chutney spoon

The male sexual appendage as used by gentlemen who are good with colours.

Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back?

by Cyberman the Tory July 22, 2009

plastic spoon

Born into the lower or working class. If you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth, you grew up riding public transport, eating food out of cans, begging your parents for a quarter, wearing bargain bin clothes and using the internet at public libraries...

Basically the opposite of spoiled; while not necessarily poor, you missed out on a lot of the experiences well-to-do suburban kids enjoyed. Nothing was ever handed to you, you know from an early age that life is not fair, and the only way you'll accumulate wealth is through hard work and sheer luck. You find comfort in knowing that you appreciate what you do have, not taking for granted that you are still more privileged than most of the world.

Nevertheless you can't help but envy those born into wealth who travel the world on their trust funds and go directly from school to yuppiedom without breaking a sweat or sucking corporate dick for twenty years before being promotes to regional executive.

Some of us were just born with plastic spoons in our mouths...

by Uberdawg December 1, 2011

egg and spoon

Like 'harvest moon', another rhyming version of coon, which I think we all understand.

'See Sharon's new bloke, another bloody egg and spoon'

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

silver spoon

1970's term for heroine.
The hippies used to melt heroine in a silver spoon because sliver, unlike many of the available metals, wouldn't leach toxins into the drug.

"...Crazy laughter in another room and she drove herself to madness with a silver spoon..." The Eagles, Witchy Woman.

by Amber W. March 22, 2008

dark side of the spoon

Comes from the band Ministry, a pun on the famous Pink Floyd song Dark Side of the Moon, it portrays the carbon build-up on the bottom of a spoon that has been used to cook drugs (i.e. heroin).

Can be used as slang for heroin use.

I used to live on the 'dark side of the spoon'.

by standalonecomplex November 22, 2006

Ambiguous Spoon

In any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon, but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.

Person 1: "Cuddle party, my bed, now."
Person 2: "I call ambiguous spoon!"

by my dog has no nose April 11, 2008