spongeopp

"Fun, fun stand for fuck you and pay me."

Spongeopp is spongebob if he took INF shots of lean

by Imthehamman August 5, 2023

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023

Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.

When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.

by theduckie13 January 11, 2010

Butter Sponges

The last few pieces of popcorn at the bottom of the bowl that sucks up all the buttery goodness.

Jess: Are you done with the popcorn?

Trav: Are you not aware of the butter sponges!

Jess: Sorry I forgot.

Trav: No butter sponges for you!

by h8memucho November 9, 2011

booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

Germ Sponge

A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.

The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014