soccer goth

A person who thinkks she is so goth and so good at soccer, but really tries just too hard at both or those things.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.

*Ally* wow, sam's just trying too hard to be goth.

*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer

*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!

*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.

by St. Mary's 8th grade girls October 5, 2007

soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 29, 2005

Soccer Hooligan

A sex act in which a the pair doing the deed prepare to climax in unison, and in the heat of passion their heads fly forward and their skulls smash into one another.

"Dude, I was totally nailing this chick last night, and we both came at the same time, and we totally Soccer Hooliganed each other. I think I lost vision in my right eye."

by Liam Wood May 13, 2006

soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 29, 2005

Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

by NikeACG July 21, 2008

Soccer four square

A variation of the childhood game of four square created by a highschool in Maryland. Instead of being played with the hands like the original game players play with their feet. This game can be played with nearly any type of ball from a soccer ball, to a volleyball, to a basketball.

John: "Yo I'm so tired of playing basketball..."
James: "I know me too...but all we have is a basketball"
John: "Well we've got four squares and a ball lets play.."
Both: "Soccer four square!!"

by Soccer4^2 June 24, 2011

soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

by The three Whales September 22, 2017