Smoke and Slide 

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

Smoke and Slide by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

sleep and slide

A sleep and slide is when you perform oral sex with a sleeping woman in order to get her lubricated for penetrative sex.

I was giving my girl a sleep and slide last night when she farted right in my face.

sleep and slide by Shaymoth May 23, 2014

A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

A poop down the slide by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014

New Mexico Slip-in-slide 

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

New Mexico Slip-in-slide by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

i want to kermit sewer slide 

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

i want to kermit sewer slide by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

shit slide by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

slip n'slide 

when two people of the opposite sex oil themselves up before banging, making hard to have intercourse without falling all over the place

me and yo mama had a major slip n'slide last night

slip n'slide by Candyman1111111 April 23, 2006