Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Shift into Bankai

When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.

I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.

by BigEvil13 November 29, 2022

Ad shift

Commonly used on sites like YouTube or news sites, meant for an accidental misclick on the ad by the user.

Ad shifts are traps by companies to force people onto the advertiser's website.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

the great shift

The era when watching anime became socially cool in spring 2025, marking the end of hiding for anime fans.

I was watching anime back when it was socially ostracized before the great shift.

by verulam April 20, 2025

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022