drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

Top Sheet

Bougie

That restaurant is top sheet

by Tippertales December 9, 2023

Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!

After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.

by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010

sheet rippers

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.

Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.

by Invizibullman May 22, 2018

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

Sheet-Fiend

A Sheet-Fiend is someone who goes places just to try and have sex with as many people as he can while they are there. Common places these people go to are Night clubs, parties, strip clubs, essentially they go to places where there's gonna be a lot of horny people.

"Yo did you see what Jacob was doing last night at the party?"
"No, What was he doing this time?"
"He was being a TOTAL Sheet-Fiend"
"Sounds about right"

by DevilsReject02 March 20, 2024

color sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.

"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."

by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017