Jeromeerome's definitions

Sheet Angels

an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.

My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.

by Jeromeerome May 8, 2024

Batillion

A messed up way to pronounce an army battalion that may remind one of a cotillion.

I don’t know what batillion I’m in!

by Jeromeerome April 24, 2019