Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

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sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

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A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby”

Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.

by Mermaid Mel March 11, 2023

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three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

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release the blue sheets

Hashtag #releasethebluesheets for stock market $mmtlp movement fighting for fair and free market trading for retail investors. Phrase was credited to retail investor space host DrewDiligence.

Hey @finra release the blue sheets #releasethebluesheets.

by MMTLP March 26, 2023

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