Sean Maher

Massive dicked man packing down below. He has 17 kids and 3 ex-wife’s and he’s fucked 327 other women just because he wants to. How many other kids does he have? No one knows! He only practices safe sex sometimes. He is also 6ft 5in and he has size 17 shoes which he busts into. He’s a complete horndog who fucks all women in sight and they love him for it. They love when he busts all over their feet and they enjoy as he licks the cum dry from their feet after.

Girl 1: OMG!! Who is that sex demon!!
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you

by Horndogking379 June 16, 2022

Sean Suryakusuma

Sean Suryakusuma... that friend you met from all of your other asian friends... His last name is fucking stupid. Sean Suryakusuma is your smartass chinese looking ass friend that loves kissing men.

Damn, it's a Sean Suryakusuma!

by baconbob6969 August 27, 2022

Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

sean woods

he doesn't exist

sean woods doesn't exist

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

Sean Withdrawal

When you haven’t seen Sean in a while and it feels like withdrawals from a drug.

“Man I’ve felt so weird this last week, guess it’s sean withdrawal”

by Fresh12 May 18, 2022

Sean G

Sean G is often described with words such as emotionless and expressionless, however this is not completely true. Although Sean G might appear to be emotionless or expressionless, this does not conclude that Sean G does not feel emotions. In fact, Sean G experiences a wide variety of emotions, however, Sean G is not the best at expressing them. Sean G is very versatile, specializing in multiple talents including theatre, tech theatre, and gymnastics. Sean G is considered a very respectable, responsible, and cool individual. Recent studies have shown that it is incapable of disliking Sean G, with a number of 0 people who dislike him in any way. On top of all these amazing traits, Sean G is also loyal, compassionate, studious, and honest. Sean G will always put others before himself, always taking any opportunity he can to help others.

Person1: Who is that amazing actor standing over there?
Person2: That's Sean G!

by ilovelunathedog April 16, 2022

Natalie and Sean

Natalie and Sean are two people that automatically become best friends. They’re always there for each other and tend to crack jokes about the other along the way. As they start to become best friends they realize that they might want to be more than friends, but they might be to afraid to tell the other on in fears that it’s one sided. One of them might tell a few friends that they’re starting to have feelings for Natalie or Sean and the other one might not tell anyone. As time moves on the friend of Natalie or Sean will tell the other person that (Natalie/Sean) likes them. A little while later one of them will collect their courage and tell the other they have feelings for them. Following that they will become a pretty flirty couple but neither one really wants to admit it. They’re still really close friends but friends in a relationship. They like very similar things and constantly stay in touch weather that be texting, calling or talking irl they always talk.

Omg natalie and sean are the cutest couple!
Eh im not sure they’re gonna last
Oh really cause they seem perfect

by Thatbasicgirltwt March 29, 2022