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Booty Shock

The surprising experience one undergoes when they are immersed in an environment where everyone has bootylicious back sides and then migrates to a place with small hips and flat butts. The reverse also applies.
Dang girl, I just got back from Africa and I'm having booty shock here in Indiana. Doesn't anyone here have junk in the trunk?
by ninzie January 14, 2011
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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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shocker

The SHOCKER is every womans friend. It's when you suprize her while fingering her with your pointer and middle finger and then slip your pinky finger in her ass without her permission. This will give her a sense of violation as she will start gyrationg to the shocker cuz it feels so good. Fingering her pussy and ass hole at the same time.
I was getting her warmed up with two fingers and pulled the wild card out and my pinky finger to hit her ass at the same time. At first she was shocked then she fucked my .....fingers. She just recieved the shocker. two in the grass and one in the ass.
by jgiddy99 January 21, 2007
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Boner Shock

a sudden and immediate turn-off in the middle of an otherwise hot hook-up
"Brian bit Asaf's lip open right during the hook-up and he was sure he got an STD! What a Boner Shock!
by baby819 August 14, 2011
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Texas shocker

The act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).
My wife likes it when I give her a Texas shocker.
by Biggwilley April 17, 2006
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shocker

The element of suprise when sneaking one finger in the anus while fingering the vagina with two other fingers.
It was a total shocker when I put two in the gonorrhea and one in the diarrhea
by RIDGEBONE November 23, 2007
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Shrimp n Shocker

Another term when refering to the Lambdi Chi Fraternity as they like to give Shrimp for dinner and shocker for desert.
"Hey did you beat Shrimp n Shocker in intramurals yesterday?"
by Christianakaclo January 5, 2008
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