Nut Swinging

A person, normally male, who proceeds to set up a drag race against another individual with their friends vehicle. When in fact, they themselves are incompetent of building, and/or driving a race car themselves.

I want to race, but Stevie keeps nut swinging off of Aaron and his car...it's pathetic.

by Theman1989 April 2, 2011

Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)

trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.

by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018

bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 21, 2009

Swine flu party

A party in which many people gather in a house where someone is infected with the H1N1 influenza virus in hopes of catching it, therefore being immune.

Hey Tom, I heard Becky got the H1N1 virus and is holding a swine flu party at her apartment!

by Mr. Piglet September 1, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.

Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.

by Game Cat May 1, 2009

i swing both ways

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

by Dingo99 November 17, 2013

swingers

1. A fight
2. Couples who knowingly have casual sex outside of their relationships
3. Trousers that are too short

1. Blud, did you see that mad swingers? I nearly got punched!
2. Lets go to a swingers party dear
3. What's gwanin wiv your swingers man, showing nuff ankle blud

by Bresmentality November 28, 2006