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status prank

when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing
"Myspace User's Status: I like to eat penis cake" that's a status prank
by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009
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status

a way of measuring how much the man you are...Can be gained by doing many things for instance: pulling bitches, coming through in the clutch, saying something extremely funny, doing something slick, or punking someone.
See also: G status, punking, loss of status,pimp status, status holder
Behemoth:awww yo dog that bitch just forced you to lean back kyle"
All:"Awww man Status lost"

the deez: "Dude i just shanked that wack dinosaur-lookin bitchs alcohol"
kai: "word gain of status man"
by The Deez July 28, 2008
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Strausserie

An extremely vile liquid excreted, normally not purposely, from the anal region. Smells awful, looks unpleasant, and is extremely harmful if schleitered. Strauss for short.
I was trying to fart, but suddenly i felt a warm liquid flowing down the back of my leg. I concluded that this liquid could be nothing else but the infamous strausserie.
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Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.
Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
by dffgdddd February 4, 2010
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Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.
Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import
by J'adore UD April 16, 2010
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Status No

The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.

Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.
Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."

Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."
by StatusGo December 16, 2011
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Stratos

Cool. Greek dude and super cool. Did i say cool? Yes i think i did. Drawing and is very loud and funny. Good at fighting. Don’t mess with. Seriosly
“Stratos is so cool,” Said everyone
by That cow is chunky221 February 10, 2021
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