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One Date Stand

Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.
Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
by bubbabear244 December 27, 2010
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Hotdog stand

An event or location where men normally go to pick up women, but is inexplicably occupied by other men. See also: taco stand
This party is a total hotdog stand. Where are all the chicks?!
by LegalizeWords August 19, 2010
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One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011
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Man stand

when a buddy sleeps over and splits early in the morning (usually while your still sleeping)
alex stays at my house, however leaves at like 7:30 in the morning, and im not even awake! why does he always pull man stands!?
by cole phelps LAPD January 9, 2012
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Cock Stand

The act of performing a keg stand on one's cock. A friend of the recipient holds the cock stander's feet as they give a blowjob. The audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned blowjob.
"Okay I am way too drunk to do another keg stand."

"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."
by basedgod69 May 8, 2012
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Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex

A mundane anime featuring a big titted super cyborg ninja bitch in a thong and boots who flips around and beats the shit out of men. Or in other words, it's every fat greasy weaboo fucktard's wettest fantasy featured in their most favorite format to jerk off their one inch dongs to. Thumbing this down is also another way of openly admitting you are indeed a fat, greasy, weaboo fucktard with a one inch dong who jerks off to this shitty show.
You: OMFG!!!111! MOTOKO FROM GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND-ALONE COMPLEX IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! HER OUTFIT IS SO KAWAIIIII! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!* OHHHHH MAJORRRRRR!
by couchfort June 10, 2010
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banana stand

Nothing but banana stands at the beach today, where are the ladies at??
by michael_roch September 22, 2011
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