Establish Your Stairs

Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.

Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.

My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?

by TwoFacesPodcast March 26, 2022

Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.

by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022

Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day

March 24: You yeet yourself body down the stairs for no god damm reason. It's abbreviation is YYDTSD

It's Yeet Yourself Down The Stairs Day, so get to the top of the stairs and just jump.

by I probably write memes November 13, 2022

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

by Qarti January 5, 2023

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Lindsay Fox's staircase

The mythical staircase rumoured to have caused the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to be badly injured.
FYI it wasn't that - he was beaten to a pulp after being inappropriate with a kid.

Y'know, when I meet Lindsay Fox's staircase, I'd like to buy it several beers.

by mickolotopus August 22, 2023

God Race (Temptation Stairway OST)

Music that feels like the whole world falling apart.

Temptation Stairway feels like you're falling apart, god race (Temptation Stairway OST) sounds like the whole world is falling apart.

by idkwattodo April 5, 2024