Tard Stain

The mess left behind from a tard after putting his hands in poo.

Check out this tard stain on the short bus window.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Smegma Stain

A very tasty buttery spread that infests the head of your cock with flavor

The slut couldn't contain her vomit as the ginormous niggapotamus cock released its mouth-watering smegma stain all over her taste buds.

by hlo October 22, 2014

Candycane stain

The act of having sex with a woman while on her period and jizzing in her vagina and then have her squirt out liquids consisting of blood and semen on your beard.

She gave me a candycane stain and I still can't get it out.

by Brokencat December 31, 2011

Shit stain

A real loser of a ex husband. example my wife ex is a shit stain.

Wifes ex is a shit stain he cant even pay $50 a month in child support for 2 kids. lol

by xboxfan August 9, 2009

Human Stain

A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.

Dustin Maris was called a yung jizz stain because his peers thought he looked like a slimey human stain.

by gettin jizzy wit it December 11, 2008

cum stain stan

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)

you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too

by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

cum stain stan

he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter

cum stain stan fucked me in half with his massive cum blasts last night

by cum.stain.stan April 21, 2022