Squid

A form of saying goodbye *derives from the term "squid fam peace."*

E.g. Alright *squide*.

by That one N-word May 23, 2021

Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'

People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'

by Wigmaster May 28, 2006

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.

Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022

Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

by Chrispies September 15, 2022

Squid

A young gentleman who can't make it to bowling, even tho he'd lose anyways

John couldn't make it to the bowling alley on Tuesday. It didn't matter anyways because he's no competition. What a squid

by Suchasquid January 22, 2016

squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018