spoofed

when you rub your genitalia with your hands, then touch sombodies face. (preferably in the mouth region.)

Bro, i spoofed Tim sooo bad today.. he straight Shat!

by omg_123 March 8, 2007

spooge

semen, bodily fluid from a man's dick.

That guy spooged on my big tits. :)

by Stacy May 4, 2004

spooge and lose

When a girl swallows your load, and subsequently vomits. The vomiting can be due to the semen, or a variety of other things. It must occur quickly afterwards. The important thing is that she vomits though.

M-Habby is the only recorded instance of a spooge and lose occurring. Congratulations.

by Dan "Don't you have anything better to do?" June 21, 2006

Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.

A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.

by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008

spooberry

A single wad of spoo or stream of ejaculate that lands seperate from or in an unintended place from the rest of your load.

Dude, whilst aiming for your mama's awaiting tongue, I got a spooberry on the rich corinthian leather couch.

by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003

shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.

That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.

by Robster Dean June 26, 2008

Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009