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Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 August 2, 2007
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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010
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protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011
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Man Snack

When two (Heterosexual) men have each simultaneously eat a separate piece of food. It must be done at a place of work during a break. Only men may do this.
Bob I'm hungry, Let's have a man snack
by Bob2011 March 8, 2011
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Pity snack

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.
Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!
by JPEmily December 8, 2011
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Molar Snack

The extra piece of food that gets stuck between your back teeth that is later pulled a loose by your tongue or toothpick and eaten.
Ew. That guy just ate a molar snack in front of us.
by AllNaturalBella March 2, 2014
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Tunisian Snack Break

When you hang a woman upside down, place a funnel in her cooch, place strawberry milk, a detached mink’s penis, and a few scoops of shit down inside, flex seal her cooch shut, let the contents sit for three months, and enjoy the meal! It is crucial that kenny g’s song, baby G be playing while the meal is eaten.
A: How did you get 30 days in prison?

B: I preformed a Tunisian snack break on a minor.

A: Understandable.
by Иigиig December 1, 2020
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