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skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
I went skiing in france.
by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016
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Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"
by AO151 March 5, 2019
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Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.
That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.
by OldCola September 2, 2015
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SKI

She retired and began living the SKI lifestyle.
by Harriett Guess August 27, 2023
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Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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skis in jeans

Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection, especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
He sexually assaults women because he thinks he can. He's disgusting, he ‘skis in jeans’.
He's a huge fan of Emily in Paris - they ‘ski in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 9, 2025
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Ski

Placed at the end of a word in order to enchant the meaning.

Primarily used in the bro community
Can I take a ripski out of your bongski broski?
by Unwarypencil March 26, 2020
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