When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
by Doctorsukandi May 19, 2021
The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
by andersjg August 11, 2017
by Bruhnham July 23, 2021
When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.
by carlthelong August 18, 2023
Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot
by Ikutto June 01, 2011
When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.
Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.
by batteryaciddeerankles June 04, 2023