The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.
by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025
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“yall tryna slide to that func?”
“sheets nigga, they charging 20 bills for entry”
“your right”
“the test has 60 questions and i got 40 mins to do it”
“sheeeetttttssss😭😭”
“this isn’t funny broo”
“yo my girl went through my phone and seen mad bitches in my phone”
“oh fuck you’re sheets nigga”
“i’m already knowing bro”
“sheets nigga, they charging 20 bills for entry”
“your right”
“the test has 60 questions and i got 40 mins to do it”
“sheeeetttttssss😭😭”
“this isn’t funny broo”
“yo my girl went through my phone and seen mad bitches in my phone”
“oh fuck you’re sheets nigga”
“i’m already knowing bro”
by big daddy dequavis January 25, 2025
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I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
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