Dragon Scales

Nick-name for any girl with nice titties and body but as soon as you get under her shirt or in her pants you quickly find that she has skin that feels like disgusting ass dragon scales so you fake an orgasm and get out asap.

Logan:*Sad look* AJ: Something wrong bro? Logan: #She who will not be named# turned out to be a Dragon Scales bro!! AJ: Dear God! No God!

by ajgamerguy September 7, 2007

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

off the scale

greatest of all time

Michael Jordan's basketball skills was off the scale.

by the greatest to never play the January 3, 2014

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

10: Marry on the spot, perfect score, makes you cry alittle on the inside becuase hot damn.
9: amazing friend, really good relationship, candidate for marriage

8:really good friend, good relationship, very possible love interest

7: good friend, possible love interest

6: alright friend, above average, but not by much, small time love interest
5: alright person, not to shabby, good if you're desperate,

4: meh, at least your not alone
3: really man, this is the best you can find? Suit yourself I guess
2: you need to reevaluate your life choices, there's still some hope, but act fast. At least she isn't a 1 won't cut it forever.
1: straight psychobitch, just end it quick now, trust me, I dated a 0

0: ... *whispers* halp... me...

Guy: ah man, I totally just got a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!
Man: ah righteous man, I just got a 6!
Dude in the corner holding hands with Satan herself: Must be nice...

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough August 28, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The female beauty is rated on a scale front 1 to 10 being :
1 - really ugly (not even surgery would fix it )
2 - ugly
3 - below average

4 - butterface (nice body, ugly face )
5 - slightly below average
6 - average
7 - cute
8 - hot

9 - pretty hot
10 - supermodel (unachieavable standart of beauty for those without money enough)

"In the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, Sofia Vergara is a 10"

by Kevin Propau September 22, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, or FAS for short, is a scale established by men to determine a woman's physical appearance. 1 represents a nasty ass hoe, or a woman who just has a straight up ass face. 10 on the other hand means a woman who is literally to die for. She is physically appearing in every way possible, and totally bangable.

Brittany: On a scale from one to ten how do I look Drew?

Drew: Well if I'm using the FAS system, or 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, I'd have to say you're a solid 1.

by DATSPICYBOI October 2, 2016

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009