Riley

A Riley is a person who gives zero fucks about your cock, he will absolutely demise and ignore it when ever you walk in the room. It's almost as if he's a heterosexual, since it's been months since he last jumped on the tipity top of my enormous cock. It's almost as if he's forgotten it exists, and where his true home is located.

Wow! Riley is a faggot for wanting pussy.

by Mr Coleswife June 1, 2025

Riley

My main man Riley, he be the real 💯, we be gangsta

Guy 1: oh you see that guy?
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: that’s Riley!
Guy 2: oh he be epic then!
Guy 1: yup yup

by Yo I love people and don’t mak November 2, 2019

Riley Zimmerman

Noun, someone who is cool, shocking, or amazing

Bro you are for real Riley zimmerman

by Mint0405 July 2, 2024

riley

THIS LAD. he might just be the chaddest chad you have ever met.

Riley is a fucking chad

by duncanparsky October 23, 2022

Riley

A complete Shitbird

See shitbird for def

That young puppy is a complete Riley.

by The One the man the me June 28, 2017

Jacob Riley Downing

The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr

Girl: OMG I got a BF

Other Girl : OMG who is it

Girl : Jacob Riley Downing

Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection

by JacobIsDaddy25_YT March 15, 2023

Riley

Riley as a boy is a stupid rude boy, he always swears and is likely to grow up gay. Riley has very few friends and those who are friends are obviously fake. Riley in school seems to make up lies and fake stories about himself and his family. Riley is a horrible boy and if you do make friends with him be careful!

1. I met a boy called Riley today
2. Eww I bet he is gross and stinks
1. Yeah, he smells like poo and he said that he even ate poo once!
2.Ewww do not be his friend!

by A truthful friend October 29, 2018