flopasaurus rex

That one friend who consistently flops on the plans

Theo is a flopasaurus rex

by RaekwonMan May 7, 2018

Vagasaurus Rex

A young person not wanting to be adventurous and acting as if they are 80.

Hey Matt let go on all of the rollercoaster!

Matt: that won't be good for my ticker....
You are such a Vagasaurus Rex!

by littlemin January 19, 2021

blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.

Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.

by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013

badonkamus rex

ba-donk-a-donk rex An alpha female with a bandonkadonk. Such a creature is the apex badonkadonk predator. All other thunder lizards are her prey.

Dayum, she's a badonkamus rex. That caboose got me

by Jay Sniff December 17, 2019

Sluntosaurus Rex

A person that is a slut and a Cunt all at once. Has sex with everybody and has a scrappy attitude, a shitty demeanor towards other. Has No respect for anybody or self and doesn't care!

Have you met homies new side chick Sluntosaurus Rex yet? YoShe tried getting with me after going all crazy on homeboy at the club bc she got caught fucking on HER homegirls man! . she's a total lowlife trick and don't even care who she affects.

by WayChill March 13, 2020

oompasauras-rex

A retired oompa loompa that has gained so much weight from snacking at the chocolate factory it has gained the status of dinosaur

Did u see her? She was as big as an oompasauras-rex!

by store112hilarious May 14, 2011

Spermasaurus Rex

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014