Retard

Any left-leaning subhuman. Leftists are so fucking retarded that majority of them retardedly believe trannyfags who LARP as females are biological women, race and gender is social construction, women are stronger and smarter than men, humans evolved from a fucking fish, men can get pregnant, communism is a wonderful ideology that works, women and minorities in the west are muh oppressed, diversity is our strength, faggotry or homosexuality is natural, masks work, every vaccine is totally save, there’s a billion genders, etc.

Leftist: We need to raise taxes so we can feed these totally not illegal immigrants.

Conservative: Go back to eating shit or better yet go do the world a favor and blow your brains out, retard.

by KYSF4gs November 13, 2021

Retard

Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger

Wow that wigger is a fucking retard

by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

retard

What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.

Be kind to me, I'm a retard.

by sal vitalee October 5, 2007

Retard College

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.

my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.

by v1cious August 30, 2006

Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005

regards xx

This end to a conversation is the reserve of people trying too hard to be cool.

It has become an unofficial code for 'look at me, because I am fat'.

"going to the chippy now, regards xx"

by Leroy Gary July 28, 2009

postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.

That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010