Real knocker

When someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed and chooses to take it out on you or people around you.

Kyle: Oui, did you hear about Mrs.M?
Chase: No, what happened with her
Kyle: Apparently she was being a real knocker

by High school Pimp January 18, 2022

it's all real

See "It's all good". Usually used repetitively in conjuction with synonym, followed by the phrase, "Keepin't real, y'all." or, in the case of macking up an attractive young lady, "baby girl".

It's all good, it's all real, keepin' it real, ya'll.

by Pimpalicious March 27, 2004

Crafti real

HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL. HES NOT REAL.

Crafti real is not real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

A real definition

Something you will find here just not the one you wanted

I went on Urban Dictionary to find a real definition I dont know what I expected

by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022

A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman

"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."

by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023

Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality

Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?

by Flare! April 2, 2020