Reality

Having a child with a female who is known to keep her legs spread wide open, living under mommy’s roof, and meanwhile making minimum income unable to support the family.

My friend Charlie always believed in good karma, yet did not know when reality hit him in the face.

by TheWizeOne..... May 11, 2018

Realitude

Negative attitude toward one's reality

You need to lose your realitude, this is real life not a fictional world.

by Realitude_check January 29, 2019

Reality

Known as authentic and explosive. Pronounced as Real-litty

Have you heard the artists of Reality Music Company?

by JannyShmanny June 4, 2019

Reality

disappointing. You might be all about snorting and pooping rainbows, spreading positive vibes, making people laugh but the world ain't full of that. People will steal your stuff and won't give credits to you. That's reality and Reality is often disappointing.

It's reality when people steal your stuff but won't give credits to you.

by DaDirewolf October 5, 2019

Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019

Reality

Often disappointing when you get a last minute oh-no lemon from life itself.

“Reality is often disappointing.”
-Thanos

by BURZELTH November 4, 2019

Readingtitus

The inability to read unless you have more than one book.

Mr, I have readingtitus so I can't read unless I have more books.

by Mr.Explosions February 28, 2020