According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."
Bloody good stuff.
Bloody good stuff.
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Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.
Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.
Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.
Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.
Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".
n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?
n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.
n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!
adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?
n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.
n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!
adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
by Johnny the Ass Hole December 26, 2007
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A real nigga only exists because of fake niggaz. A fake nigga by definition, is one who tries to be a real nigga but is all talk and probably a closet homosexual. A real nigga is selfless but hard as a mofo. He fights when you run, he solves problems that never existed, he stands up for beezies but lets a beezy know when she's being a down ass trick, he is what every nigga wants to be. He ain't gotta be black but for sure this nigga is G as F. Contrary to false connotations, a real nigga is not a criminal or hoodlum. But a real nigga does what has to be done and he does it HAM.
"Yo remember that night V hammered 16 RBV's then addressed a symposium about the benevolence and altruistic nature of the Aborigine? The craziest thing was that he watched Zoolander 4 times in a row right after that."
"Yeah man, you should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
"What??"
"I mean yeah dude, V is a real nigga."
"Yeah man, you should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
"What??"
"I mean yeah dude, V is a real nigga."
by V-real September 5, 2016
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Get the Real Life mug.Some anonymous fellow that posts random things about music, and leaves many wondering whether or not he is being sarcastic.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
Our Poet Gloriet, Real Gangsta In Da House, On Jazz:
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
by Fierce Grape July 14, 2006
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“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”
“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.
“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.
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