Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’

Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!

by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022

Root Beer

cum, literal cum

"ay bro, come and drink some of my root beer" said my step bro

by root beer enjoyer April 7, 2022

The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

by minecart November 20, 2021

Rooted

The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.

- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"

- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."

by OG_Roottender February 4, 2022

Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee

by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022

root dog

Hill Jack for full send

Jimbo: “I’m gunna root dog ‘er bubba”
Rusty: “Do it for Dale! YEE YEE”

by ‘Ol Smoke September 10, 2021

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021