Jim Rome is Burning

An elaborate sexual maneuver that involves the following steps:

Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid

Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin

Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu

Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea

Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee

Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"

That bitch sassed me one too many times, so I got some taco bell and a lighter and gave her a Jim Rome is Burning.

by unforgivable23 March 15, 2009

rodeo

Knowing that you are going to have relations with your woman that night, you have your friends get to your house early and hide in the closet. While doing you girl doggy style you grab her by the hair. your friends then jump out of the closet and scream rodeo. Try to hold on for 8 seconds.

I pulled a rodeo with Heather but only made 7 seconds.

by buffalo471 September 23, 2006

sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009

Reverse Rodeo

When you perform the Rodeo where you whisper to the girl that you have AIDs and she turns and says, \"Good So Do I,\" and the chick grabs your butt cheeks and sees how long she can hold onto you.

Holy shit dude, Caitlen scared the shit outta me, she did the reverse rodeo, crafty bitch

by DankMastaD April 26, 2005

8 second rodeo

Have a bunch of friends hide in the closet or in the next room. Get a girl, while doing her doggy style take her hair in one big fist and have your friends jump in and start cheering. Try to maintain the grip for 8 seconds.

Mmmmh Eric thats nice... (friends run in the room) Hey Hey there ya go man YYEEAAHHH 8 second rodeo time, hahahaha. You fuckin ass hole Eric! YYEEHHAAA

by Eric Domes September 24, 2008

Romcom syndrome

The thinking that having a relationship partner will make your life problem go away.

Rosie is having a romcom syndrome with her boyfriend.

by Reekisbased April 13, 2022