Rump Roast

When you thrust in so hard that her ass sets on fire. (aww c'mon, u noe wat the "thrust" part is... doncha)

"Man it was so hot in bed, you know..."
"How come?"
"I gave my girl the rump roast."
*laughing* "And then?"
"Well... her ass caught on fire..."
"Really? That's cool man! Last time I only managd to get my girl to blow all over me."
"And the bed caught fire as well due to friction."
"Then what happened?"
"My house burned down!"
"All that cos of only a rump roast... hmm, I should be careful then..."

by Kickin' Ass January 21, 2003

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

English Roast

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.

Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.

by krosem August 4, 2008

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

Pig Roast

It's when three dudes triple up on a fat chick: Two dudes are there for the rotisserie and the third dude provides the "marinade".

No example needed, just need three dudes and one fat chick and you got yourself a pig roast...you figure it out from there.

by Trent Turner January 5, 2011

Spit Roast

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are

A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)

by TristanClark June 2, 2010

national roast meghan day

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it

“Meghan looks like a shark”

National roast Meghan day

by Meghansuckssss December 5, 2017