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guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.
After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.
by Mark8 April 15, 2007
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rebound relationship

When some idiot wants to use someone for a distraction while they are still crying every night for a whore who doesn't give a shit about him. Poor new girlfriend thinks she has his heart but doesn't realize that when his ex comes back she'll be kicked to the curb in a second
When she came back he left me. Turns out I was in a rebound relationship, and he used me.
by D123$8:@ May 7, 2018
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in-fill relationship

a type of relationship in which at least one party concerned (a) has little or no real romantic interest in the cooperating party (b), but engages in a relationship for emotional and/or physical fulfilment, financial security, etc., with the hope of finding someone they genuinely wish to be with in the mean time.

it is possible for the cooperating party (b) to be aware of in-fill relationship status and continue in relationship. however, most instances of such are due to a total lack of dignity as well as a willingness to accept whatever conditions and requisites said relationship has, regardless.

it is also possible, however rare, to be involved in a double in-fill relationship. this is not to be confused with a fuck buddy. whereas an in-fill relationship not only has all of the appearances, but does in fact exercise, the majority of activities of a real relationship.
"dude, i think jen totally just used me as an in-fill relationship..."

"looked real to me."

"it sure felt real..."
by taylor lowery August 8, 2009
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Relationshit

Awkward conversations about past relationships or issues in a current relationship.
Example 1
Jim: Wow, Stacey and I were talking last night and she started going on and on about communication, being open with my feelings and all that crap!

Larry: Man, don't you hate it when chicks bring up all that relationshit!

Example 2
Laura: Kevin and I got into it about how his ex was more touchy, feely than I am. I can't stand this relationshit!
by Rax1134 January 19, 2010
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Relationship Lag

When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.
Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."
by Zagam October 3, 2011
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Relationship Crack

All your Body shakes with withdrawn symptoms of misplaced Love. Your loyalty falls apart. Realizing you don't love yet pretending that you did. Lies abound to from the one having withdraw symptoms of Panic; begging to have the relationship back, like Crack.
I need you back please, Baybee you love I need you as you are my relationship crack I'm addicted to your loving.
by rocketrunner December 18, 2011
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unconsummated relationship wishes

When somebody keeps flirting with or talking about someone, but never goes for it and meanwhile expects their friends to refrain from persuing the objects of their relationship wishes and when this does happens: getting angry and unreasonable to the point of being a pain in the ass.

Happens a lot around girls, who in certain cases can have numerous unconsummated relationship wishes, making life extremely hard for friends who keep losing track of who's out of bounds and who is not.

Situation to illustrate: Rachel totally forgot about the unconsummated relationship wish of her friend Angela and went on a date with Brad. Angela is now angry with Rachel and won't talk to her, even though she had a date with Kevin and has no business with Brad anyway.

Is also very common regarding ex-boyfriends.
'God, she has so much unconsummated relationship wishes, I keep losing track! - I know, she should do something about it and just shut up.'

Nick asked me out last night, isn't that cool!? - Yeah, kinda... you know, I really don't want you to go out with him. - Why? Is he a unconsummated relationship wish of yours?'
by Snaasmeister February 24, 2010
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