Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015

Perche

Perche is a polish word using to describe a guy who is so predictable, dumb and naive. Perche guy is able to buy (for example) game - command and conquer 3 for 2x higher price than normaly it costs.
"Perche" word is similar word to "loser" or sometimes "moron".

you are naive like a perche.
you are dumb just like perche.

by fps_exile February 28, 2008

parched

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

by anonomis May 8, 2005

perch-jerking

Fishing, usually for bream.

We stood on the pier and did some perch-jerking.

by kduda April 10, 2008

Porch Lemurs

1. The antithesis of porch monkeys
2. A myriad white people on a porch

e.g. On liberty avenue there seemed to be a bunch of porch lemurs about.

by porchlemur1 September 1, 2010

Porch Monkey

Robert Delgado

Porch monkey;A crack headed faggot who likes African booty

by Rtrrrr February 11, 2018

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014