punch lunch

to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.

"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"

by Intercoursian December 30, 2008

Butt Punch

When you're fucking and the dick slides all the way out of the pussy and on its way back in it misses and punches the tight butt hole causing pain to both parties.

Last night Ben butt punched me, it hurt so bad, we had to stop completely.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)

Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."

by imppress September 17, 2013

punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b June 4, 2012

Velvet Punch

Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Hausa punch

A fast deadly punch thrown in a downward arc towards the face of an unlucky receiver. This punch was probably invented by Mohammed when Abraham tried cutting his foreskin. Abraham probably fainted BTW. It is almost the same as a Yoruba punch just that the Yoruba punch has less effect.

Nigga 1: Oshiomole, watchout! Watch out! That nigga coming with the Hausa punch!
Nigga 2: Obasanjo, I can handle...
(Nigga 2 gets knocked tf out

by Cigo the god September 6, 2018

punch a clown

To masterbate

Dude, I want to punch a clown to paris hilton

by nadnadnadsss September 25, 2010