Pump A Stump

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump

by PhatMike May 16, 2006

pump the tea

1. To tell someone's buisness
2. To put someone on blast for not telling the truth
3. To let someone in on the secret

"Let me pump the tea. He lost his job a long time ago."

"If you want to know something, go to her and she will pump the tea."

by Sir Shakes Alot May 29, 2007

pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.

Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.

by j-dawgzz123 March 9, 2009

da pump

The flow of blood into your biceps after pumping iron that makes them look a lot bigger. Often referred to by Arnie as equivalent to an orgasm.

Having 'da pump' is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.

by Canta Kez July 15, 2006

oil pump

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

I heard that guy oil pumps himself.

by natty d November 25, 2003

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019