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presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address
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President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer
by potnooodle September 6, 2020
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president applin

President Applin the the president of the entire lin nation.
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President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.
"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020
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Presidential porn

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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
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Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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presidency school rtn

complete shit and if the principal's name begins with an "A" run for your life.
presidency school rtn is a good school but the people there are absolute shit
by trashcash November 4, 2020
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