potato lesbian

noun- A frumpystumpy woman, with shorter hair; sometimes loosely feathered with spikes. Typically wears half-zip mock neck fleece sweaters; in colors of forest green, mushroom brown, navy, mustard yellow, and deep maroon. These types of women tend to run in packs of two women leaders with multiple animal pack members. They usually travel in large pick up trucks, stylish pant suits, and quickly to Birkenstock sales. There is no class of the potato lesbian, as they cross most economic boarders. However, rarely do they dip below middle class. Examples are as followed; Hillary Clinton, Jan Brewer, my aunt Cathy, and the entire lady's softball league in Trenton New Jersey.

Rachel Maddow will one day transform from a Power Lesbian into a Potato Lesbian.

by PotatoLez December 22, 2014

Ugly potato

Something everyone calls themselves, stop because you are not the ugly potato...

I am...

Becky: Ew, I look like a ugly potato
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED

by ChimsChimsMochi June 29, 2018

charlie potatoes

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004

Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".

That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.

by johnnybob August 24, 2005

Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

Potato King

A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.

Donald Trump is now the top ranking Potato King.

by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

potato body

Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.

aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her

by Michael Lea October 18, 2007