Polotician 

A stripper or political wanna-be

Shes not a politician, honey's a polotician.

Polotician by A-Dogg08 December 19, 2008

Political Science 

Best program at the University of Ottawa. Highly motivated and ambitious students study Poli Sci. Students in this program are thinkers and are very effective at reasoning; they don't just memorize definitons and write them word for word on an exam. Students in this program are the leaders of tomorrow. Political Science students are hardcore political junkies and value CPAC and CBC Newsworld. They also get really annoyed when the media says that young people aren't voting because ALL POLI SCI STUDENTS VOTE..WOOT WOOT! Many political science students at uottawa are part of the PSSA, the poli sci student association. If you're part of this group you're cool....if you're not, people will feel bad for you

Derrick: Hey are you in the PSSA?
Random: No I'm not.
Derrick: Aww, I'm sorry, that sucks.

Poli Sci student: What are you writing?
Business student: My mathematical calculations & formulas.
Poli Sci student: We don't DO math in Political Science....Well, I'm off to meet the Prime Minister for lunch......later.
Business student: I should switch programs.

Political Science by leaff April 28, 2006

Political Calculus

What Republicans call political cost/benefit analysis. If a politician avoids political calculus on a policy or prospective bill or movement,

it means that it is unpopular. If a politician embraces political calculus, it means that it is popular.

Marco Rubio said he avoided political calculus on immigration reform because he knew his party was against it but thought the country
was for it. Double think!

Political Calculus by quesondriac April 15, 2013

Political Correctness

The dumb theory that colleges teaches you that states that all views (or points of views) are equally valid. Pretty much this means that all standpoints, opinions and such are all valid. Pretty much the views of a racist, a neo-Nazi and the such are all just as valid as someone else. But, it isn't hard to take down these people that expresses this theory by just saying:

"Is it true that there's no such thing as truth?"

Political correctness is a very dumb theory that many colleges teach you in order to dumb you down and lower your IQ.

Political Correctness by Digital Preacher January 22, 2015

politicize 

to make people and orginizations more politically active

She wanted to politicize the organization and give it more strength.

politicize by SeattleRose July 30, 2006

political jujitsu 

the political fighting style in which an opponent's energy and position is used against them with an emphasis on throwing out baseless claims in the press, immobilizing their funds and selectively applying the principles of balance (eliminating it), leverage (from back room deals), and momentum (from relentless lobbying) and as a last resort, putting important decisions on hold until the next session.

Judging by all of the legislation that congress has voted on in his favor, HSUS CEO Wayne Pacelle is a master of political jujitsu.

political jujitsu by concepcionimmaculada September 22, 2010

PoliticalMJ 

The sexiest, most handsome, talented lightskin. Pragmatically Post-Keynesian, idealistically a commie. Very based and epic.

PoliticalMJ is very based and awesome!

PoliticalMJ by comrade_potatochip January 7, 2021